Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

batman farted so hes retarded

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

your mom is so fat.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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