- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

a man makes a bad joke

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What is 9+10? 19

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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