Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

are you saying pam, or pan?

The chicken crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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