What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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