- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

I <3 Hitler

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Honk if you're Amish!

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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