How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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cool

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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