- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

cool

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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