An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

im gay

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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