A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

don't just stand there

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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