- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Lets Go Lakers!

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I have a horse.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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