What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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I am very humble.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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