- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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