- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

knock knock? come in

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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