How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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