- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

sky silverstein

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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