A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Steven hawkings shook my hand

ring around the rosie ... your dead

whats my name? Matt

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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