Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What do you call an blank test? an F

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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