- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

An Asian man fails a math test

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.