What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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