A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

women's rights

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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