11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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12/23/2012

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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