- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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