- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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