- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Lets Go Lakers!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

I have a horse.

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