- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What do you call a banana? A banana.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

NASCAR

I like school Said no one ever.

The holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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