- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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