- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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