- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Women's rights

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

the NAACP

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