- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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