Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

noah is a scrub jungle

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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