A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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