- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Whats worse than a joke? This

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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