two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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