Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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