- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Stephen Hawking

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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