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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Irish sobriety

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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