That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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