- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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