- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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