Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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