Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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im gay

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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