Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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j.p. is dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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