Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Sarah Palin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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