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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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