What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

women's rights

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

I literally died laughing

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Go away still nothing to see

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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