Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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