horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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