- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

whats 7+4? 74

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??