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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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