- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A bar walks into a man

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

kennah campion when she talks

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