What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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