- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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