knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Jebron Lames.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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