- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the old man say? Im old

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