- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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