It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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