How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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