- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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