- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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