- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Yo mama is so fat she died

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Lewis

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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