Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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womens rights

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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