what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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The Female Orgasm

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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