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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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