- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

poop.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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