- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Maths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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