- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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