What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Stephen Hawking

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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