what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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