- Anti Joke

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

your a vagina says you, your a booby