- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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