a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A American seeking into mexico

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Liverpool City Football Club

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

feminists.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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