- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

TRICERATOPS!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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