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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Sir, your wife is dead

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Justin beiber..

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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