- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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