A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Stephen Hawking

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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