- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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