What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Anti Joke

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