- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you mike bibby?

why did you poop because you are a poop

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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