Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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