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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

guess what? bannanas

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

whats up and also down? your mum

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

I need to start studying.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

what is 3+3= 8

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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