Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

The WNBA.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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