- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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