Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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