How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Women's Rights

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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