If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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