- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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