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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Womens Rights

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

knock knock come in

Ben Affleck

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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