- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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