- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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