What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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