why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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hi joshua

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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lets bomb africa

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Anti Joke

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