- Anti Joke

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.