Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

A van drives into a car.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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