- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Barack Obama

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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