You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

i had a black friend once......just kidding

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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