- Anti Joke

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Feminism

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

This statement is false.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.