- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Christianity.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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