- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

A man was shot. He died.

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