- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What stops a train? A missile

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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