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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What stops a train? A missile

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What stops a train? A missile

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.