- Anti Joke

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

So FDR walks into a bar.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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