- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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