- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What's big and purple? Barney

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

save me from the nothing ive become

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Bob Saget that is all

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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