- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

my wife out of the kitchen

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

you know whats not funny white boards.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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