- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

this website even though its hilarious.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

I'm Polish.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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