Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Misner is a twat.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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