- Anti Joke

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

I don't believe in giraffes.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.