Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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field day?

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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