- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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