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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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