- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

The queen having a shit

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

You idiot.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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