- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

The queen having a shit

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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