- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!