- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A Duck walks into a bar.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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