- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

The Labour Party.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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