So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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