- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A chicken walked into the bar...

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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