- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats two plus two Four!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Rebecca Black

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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