- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

No it doesnt..

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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