Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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