Tim likes girls

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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WOw you have no life

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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