Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

9/11

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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