A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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I'm Coming

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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