- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Terry has ebola

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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