What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Abortion.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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